I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

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If a bunch of single dads move in together and don’t call it the dad pad I’ll be very upset

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I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

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